Sunday, April 29, 2012

Barbie Doll Humanized; Valeria Lukyanova is the Planet's Living Barbie

Wow! And yes, I did just say WOW!

Just when everybody thought Mattel's fashion doll Barbie was only a lifeless toy figure who'd never exist in the real world, 21-year-old Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova indirectly nullifies this thought as she actually incarnates the said doll through her appearance and brings 'Barbie' to life through her own body.


Icy blue eyes, porcelain skin, silky-smooth-flowing long blonde hair, exaggeratedly dense breasts and slender waistline creating that perfect "hourglass-body" - I have never, in my entire life, imagined that an actual woman possessing the mentioned features could actually be seen on Earth, living and breathing and fully-alive! I mean, who ever has? Valeria Lukyanova was said to have undergone plastic surgery to achieve this literally-fantastic look.

SitchNews.com has found photos of Valeria BEFORE the plastic surgery:



Other articles said that it was her dream to achieve the real-life Barbie doll look, and that to her, undergoing the surgery to morph herself into a Barbie meant "fulfilling her dreams".



Ofcourse this entire thing is considered an issue; and you know what people do with issues right? Oh well, the usual: people feast over an issue and admire it and continue to be amazed, and there's also those who criticize it and continue on being bashers. You know, it's always 'mixed reactions' whenever a stuff like this comes up.

I don't care about those who bash her but as for me, I think this whole entire thing is absolutely amazing. Are you kidding me? I'm definitely in deep admiration of Valeria Lukyanova's transformation. I mean, exactly what is wrong with it? Why do people freak out about it? Okay I kinda get it. Some peeps are probably mad because she chose not to keep her old pretty face and maybe they start thinking Valeria was never contented with what she had. That could be their point.

I couldn't disagree with the others saying, "She was prettier before," and something along those lines. Seen her old pictures and darn I gotta say she really is one natural beauty and that she was already pretty ever since she was born. But I'm just really magnetized by her transformation!!! I can't help it! I simply am just not the type that gets mad about a beauty enhanced to become a real splendor. I mean how can I ever frown at such a masterpiece? I would never be able to knit my brows and grimace over a human with such unimaginable physical magnificence. Maybe I am being exaggerated, just like Valeria's breasts and waist but I guess the reason behind this exaggeration is that I am just too amazed and I've never pictured out how possible it was for a real woman to look like a Barbie.



Y'know what I mean? It's the transformation, and the outcome that amaze me and keep me startled and in love with Valeria Lukyanova. Her natural look before was gorgeous, but there is no denying that her new and almost-illusory appearance is just drop-dead gorgeous. Whoever says she doesn't look marvelous in her Barbie-look finds himself betrayed by his lips and tongue. How could anyone not be astounded by the glorious beauty that Valeria possesses now, and I honestly don't think it should matter if it's natural or artificial. I'm just talking about how this Barbie-doll-appearance is so real now in the form of Valeria; it's so unbelievable that I just can't help but continue to feel enchanted with lotsa magic in this world.


Oh Valeria Lukyanova. You are so beautiful, gorgeous, marvelous, hot, sweet-looking.. Man, the words in every dictionary ain't even enough to describe how splendid you look. I am easily taken aback by a girl's beauty but I gotta say this is the most intense amazement I've ever felt in my whole entire life. I know a lot of extremely beautiful girls, but if anyone would ask me who for me is the most physically-beautiful girl on the planet, without delay and without doubts I'd answer VALERIA LUKYANOVA! I mean, are you kidding me? SHE IS PERFECT. I'm in love with her darn. Lukyanova goes to my bucket list, I shall be able to meet the real-life Barbie doll before I freakin' die!

For more jaw-dropping photos of this beautiful being, go to: Valeria's vk.com page

Try checking out her YouTube channel Amatue and her Facebook page to get to see more of “the most famous Russian woman on the Russian-language Internet.”

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

You Don't Say... Denial?

One day, Chris saw his brother eating their newly-bought cereal for breakfast. Chris had never seen any other cereal like that before; it was made of bits and pieces of different shapes appearing in different colors too. Others were lemony, and the other pieces were plummy or grapey in color. It was too fruity of a cereal to be exact. He laughs to himself seeing his little brother eat a 'zesty' cereal.

"What's that?" Chris approached his lil bro at their dining table.
"Mom bought us a new cereal! You should try it, it's so yummy," answered his brother.
"Nah-uhh. Those are too zesty and fruity. Only kids and crybabies eat that stuff."

Chris had completely, and quite permanently registered in his mind that that cereal was only for little kids, for all the boys and girls. He always knew he was a guy and had nearly promised to himself that he'd never, ever try that cereal.

Later that day his cousins of his little brother's age dropped by, and tried the cereal too. It kinda proved his judgement right: It was for kids.

The next morning, as surprising as a pop in the face, it just so happened that he had nothing to eat for breakfast. It seemed like the pancakes he had before that day were devoured by his cousins already, and that he was left with no other choice but to open that second box of their new fruity cereal that their mom had just bought, or he'd start his day without any nourishment in his stomach. He looked around the entire house and figured that his brother wasn't around; he probably went with his mom somewhere and dad was off to work. He was alone. When he was finally sure that no one could watch him, he took the box and poured some amount of it into his bowl.

In just 6 spoonfuls into his mouth, his bowl was already empty and Chris decided for another round of that cereal.
"It's not so bad I guess," Chris thought.

Just as Chris was taking the final spoonful of the fruity cereal into his mouth, he heard their door open and footsteps were heard. The voices of his brother and mother sounded the house, and as quick as he could, he kept away every evidence that would leave clues of him eating the fruity cereal he disliked the first day he saw it. He hurriedly cleaned up everything and didn't want anyone knowing that he gave the cereal a try, and more importantly, that he loved the freakin' fruity snack he said he wouldn't ever like.

Weeks went by, and Chris kinda got himself into a hiding-state. He didn't want to admit that he liked the taste of the freakin' cereal, but would feel so weak each time he saw the box and give in to eating it. Each time he ate it, he made sure he hid it from anyone. No one would know, no one should, he thought.

Chris is now in this insane habit of hiding this likeness of his towards the cereal; heck he doesn't even want to call it "likeness" yet. Sure, he keeps saying, "I don't like that freakin' cereal, I just have nothin' else to eat for breakfast, that's all!" ...but his actions suggest otherwise, don't you think? Why's he even denying his fondness? Because he almost swore he'd never find a liking to a stuff like that? Because he believed that it was only for kids? And because he didn't want to be 'one of them'? And now, he can't freakin' stop. He feels like he's in a difficult state, and only Chris himself knows about all these complexities.

The fact that he's struggling inside about actually getting quite addicted to this zestily fruity snack is merely indicative that Chris is in denial. He may continue hiding it from others, but he'll never be able to lie to himself.