Wednesday, May 18, 2011

If I could have just one wish a day, this was what I wanted for today.

To a bunch of y'all loudmouths out there I pray that you creatures will choose to change your life right quick, you ain't really doin' nothin' that would help to save the planet from its many problems! Don't hesitate. Change. Not tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, CHANGE NOW. That would be more fruitful! ;")

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Heartfelt Message To My Folks, My Troop: Skwaters

Skwaters. We're stronger than yesterday, but we will be even much stronger tomorrow. Let's keep in mind that we aim nothin' else but to make our relationship grow stronger and stronger each new day. You guys, you lift me up. My folks. You're my other siblings, we may not be related by blood but our hearts are connected like the ones you would only see in a one true and happy family. All four of you are my life. I won't be capable of living a single day without you guys. My life has changed since we formed this troop and my memories have become more memorable since then. I want to achieve my dreams with all four of you. We have different dreams and all, but reaching for these certain goals will only seem easier to do if we'll achieve them TOGETHER. You guys have made a huge impact in my life, you have no idea how I felt much better as an individual and how I gained more confidence about myself when we all got along with each other. You guys are in my top priorities, if not the topmost one (next to God and family). It's like you folks are that 'single factor' that I've to focus on and that all I'll ever wanna do is everything to improve every aspect of our life as a group, as a troop, as Skwaters Faction. You're my life, you're my heart. Thank you for molding me into a more truthful and proper human being. I have increased my self-esteem because of you guys. I am looking forward to improving more as a person and to being molded into a much better human being by you guys. Let's create more awesome memories, and never stop. I am forever grateful to God for giving me the best folks on the planet. I love you, Skwaters. I pray for nothin' else but the goodness for each of all your lives.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Deathlike Defecation

I woke up early and ate my favorite cereal, which went together with the new brand of milk that I recently have got a liking into; I just tasted it the other day and I immediately went to buy another box of it. It just has a really yummy flavor. Then, my first task for the day was to bathe my lil awesome dogs. Once I was through with them I showered myself with them too, and changed. My day was just starting. I turned my computer on and connected to the internet world again. Signed in on Yahoo Messenger, logged in my Twitter and Facebook accounts, checked the notifications, read some messages, read some mentions, browsed the trending topics on Twitter.... I saw the topic that read '#lieswetell', and opened the link in a new tab. I read each tweet, the three top tweets were real funny. Then the bar indicating 20 new tweets appeared and I clicked it open and read more funny tweets. I was having a good time reading each of them, then when I got to like the 10th or 11th latest tweet, my stomach began to ache, and ache some more. It was a pounding stomach ache but I somehow managed to quite not mind it at first and continued reading the tweets. But the pounding ache didn't stop and continued beating up my inside, I literally felt like my intestines were being squashed and mixed by a blender! I couldn't handle the pain no more, and I knew I had a bunch of feces to excrete. (eew) I ran fast to the bathroom and shut the door.

I almost felt like I was surrendering half of my life in that bathroom. There was just too much pain, I was breathing heavily, I was sweating to death, my eyes were closed while releasing all the trash in me! I've never defecated like this before. It was too brutal. After a few long minutes I guess, the next scene was that I was already flushing the toilet bowl. I think I just excreted too much, it hurt. At the same time, it felt good that I eliminated waste too.

Now I'm normal. Back to normal. But this bowel movement was just violent. It's a deathlike defecation, indeed. I feel like my butthole is wounded.

Some might be disgusted, and you gotta excuse me for that but to those who are currently LOL at this post, thank you fellas. Have a great time folks! ;")

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Skwaters and Other Drugs




*Other Drug#1: Lolo Kiel
Saturday afternoon(about 4PM) I went to my bestfriend's crib and stayed there for a few minutes first, before heading straight to Joyce and then finally to Mimi's crib. It's been really such a long time, the last time I was at Tsebb's crib was... I really can't recall. And then, that day, I was again on the very familiar and well-missed street and just remembered the good old days. Hehehe, excuse me for the unavoidably emotional parts of this blog, LOL :))So yeah. I was already in front of their house, only to be met first by his big bro's buddy, and then his crazy big bro himself, Magic who did nothin' but mess with and make fun of me, of how I look weighty and all that! Lol. He was having so much fun with my blubbery fats, it was almost criminal. I'm used to it though. Anyways, the next thing was.. I finally saw my best bud again, my partner in crime dawg! It's Jeorge! Haha. While we were there killin' some time before leaving, I thought of seeing Lolo Kiel, I badly missed him. It's actually been many long months since we last bonded together. Lolo Kiel is a very close pal of mine, one of my 'awesom-est' boys, my main man. True name's "Ezekiel" or "Kiel" for short, but I call him "Lolo" because back in the elementary days, we had this little family-tree-thing and he happened to be my Lolo(grandfather) HAHA! So I have called him "Lolo" ever since, and everytime I made an effort to just try to call him by "Kiel", trust me it just didn't feel right. Hahaha! ;)) Tsebb's house is right in front of Lolo Kiel's, when I actually got there I immediately asked Tsebb if he had seen Lolo there or if he left. He told me that he saw him leave just a little earlier. I quickly texted Lolo and told him that I was at Tsebb's house, and he better go see me 'cause I just gotta see him again! Haha! I was that excited, and much to this he replied right away tellin' me that he was on his way back home to see me, YAY! ;) Jeorge and I were in their dining area, eating when someone from the outside called "Jeorge?!", and right when I heard it I already knew it was none other than my one and only Lolo Kiel!!!! Jeorge invited him inside and when I had the sight of him I ran to him and hugged him super tightly he could hardly breathe that time! Screamin' "LOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" repeatedly that moment was insane. Lmao there was no way I wasn't gonna do that, I missed him, terribly. I couldn't believe I was hugging him again after so long. My arms wrapped around Lolo's neck and his were tight around my waist, lifting my feet off the ground and swinging me from side to side - I looked like a monkey dangling by some tree lol. It's simply like this: I MISSED MY BOY, ONE OF MY COOLEST DAWGS ON THE PLANET. He looked different from the last time I saw him though, he's now grown some more hair almost all over his body! Thick and bushy long hair, and the beard, man! Haha. We talked, and talked some more, til it was time to say goodbye. Jeorge and I had to leave, and he was going back to their church for some teaching activity, what an angel my Lolo Kiel is. Love that dude forever, will miss him... AGAIN! ;) So that's about 'other drug#1', let's proceed...

*Other Drug#2: Van
Now we're talkin' about other drug#2, who's also another awesome boy very close to me, my other main man, the funny, the awesome, the cool one, the clever and entertaining, Van Valera! ;") One of my favorite boys, Van's been really a great buddy. Just like Lolo, I haven't seen him for several long months, folks! Every so often I would say things like "I miss Van badly, I miss Lolo badly, I gotta see this boy, I need to bond with these guys again" blah blah blah, I would mutter these words like some sort of a mantra, meditating on it each time. It's quite funny, but I seriously miss a lot of folks, and Van's just one of these people. Jeorge and I went to Joyce's place, took her out of their crib (lol) with us and went to Mimi's. We got there, and no one was still there. Mimi was doing an internship and she wasn't home yet. We waited in front of her house, trying hard to kill the time when I suddenly muttered my lil mantra "i miss Van (followed by other many names)" out of nowhere again! Jeorge then had the idea of visiting Van's place, which was just fairly near there. And when I knew I actually had that exceptional chance of seeing my pal again, I wouldn't be able to take it no more if I chose to just wait for another lucky day that offered us a chance to get to see him again so we immediately walked our way to Van's house. We entered their subdivision, walked a bit more and we finally spotted their house. We were quite unsure if it really was their crib, but I swore I saw a man who looked like his father, sitting on their couch watching TV in the living area. I just had the guts and was finally approaching their gate to call out Van when his mom asked me about what I needed. We politely told her we were looking for Van, she said he just went out, but she was sure he was then on his way back home. His mom invited us inside and we waited there... and, TADUMM!!! The very familiar face was seen again! "VAAAAAAN" we all said. He was just really surprised to see us. He was so shy, he kept asking us why we never even told him we were coming that evening. It's just so funny. Our whole stay in their house was just short, we had to leave since their family was going elsewhere too, and besides Mimi just texted us saying she was already home. The coolest part of this story is that.... VAN IS FUDGIN' DRIVING ALREADY! The 3 of us were like so amazed; amazed by Van's thoughtfulness when he offered us a ride back at Michelle's house, and amazed by his driving 'tactics' as well. We reached the place and got off the car, thanking Van nonstop and telling him just how kindhearted he was. We hugged tight too, I missed the feel of that big guy. Very glad to see him again. Then, goodbye time. I gotta love Van, really. He's a great bud, truly.


Everytime I said I missed someone so bad, all I'd wanna give them was a great and tight hug again, one that would forever stamp on our memories. Hugs are purely sweet.


THE MAIN DRUG OF THE NIGHT
Then there came... the main event. Alright, the much-awaited bonding moment with Skwaters!!! Need we say more? We just had fun again, like the old times.



That night we learned making Fried Oreos, or.. Fried Cream-O's actually. Originally it's Fried Oreo's, but we were not able to find Oreo so we just used Cream-O as a substitute instead ;")

PURE FUN.

At a loss of words. I just felt treasured and valued again when I got back home already. I love my folks. I love these people who keep me "drugged". ;")