Deathlike Defecation

I woke up early and ate my favorite cereal, which went together with the new brand of milk that I recently have got a liking into; I just tasted it the other day and I immediately went to buy another box of it. It just has a really yummy flavor. Then, my first task for the day was to bathe my lil awesome dogs. Once I was through with them I showered myself with them too, and changed. My day was just starting. I turned my computer on and connected to the internet world again. Signed in on Yahoo Messenger, logged in my Twitter and Facebook accounts, checked the notifications, read some messages, read some mentions, browsed the trending topics on Twitter.... I saw the topic that read '#lieswetell', and opened the link in a new tab. I read each tweet, the three top tweets were real funny. Then the bar indicating 20 new tweets appeared and I clicked it open and read more funny tweets. I was having a good time reading each of them, then when I got to like the 10th or 11th latest tweet, my stomach began to ache, and ache some more. It was a pounding stomach ache but I somehow managed to quite not mind it at first and continued reading the tweets. But the pounding ache didn't stop and continued beating up my inside, I literally felt like my intestines were being squashed and mixed by a blender! I couldn't handle the pain no more, and I knew I had a bunch of feces to excrete. (eew) I ran fast to the bathroom and shut the door.

I almost felt like I was surrendering half of my life in that bathroom. There was just too much pain, I was breathing heavily, I was sweating to death, my eyes were closed while releasing all the trash in me! I've never defecated like this before. It was too brutal. After a few long minutes I guess, the next scene was that I was already flushing the toilet bowl. I think I just excreted too much, it hurt. At the same time, it felt good that I eliminated waste too.

Now I'm normal. Back to normal. But this bowel movement was just violent. It's a deathlike defecation, indeed. I feel like my butthole is wounded.

Some might be disgusted, and you gotta excuse me for that but to those who are currently LOL at this post, thank you fellas. Have a great time folks! ;")